This is a download from LBC, Steve Allen's Little Bit Extra.

Morning everybody, welcome along to your free podcast for today.

It's the final one before the weekend.

It means that you can go and put your feet up and you can relax and have a nice time.

And what a week it's been.

It has been a really nice week.

But there again, as I've told you before, and much as though it annoys certain people, well, there's only one person who doesn't like me, which is hilarious. You can always tell

when they're away on holiday, or they've been detained by the police because they don't write

anything in. And then the next time, they write in about three different people. I think he's

a bit of a paranoid schizophrenic. We've identified him, so we're looking forward to a court case, but that's another story altogether.

Anyway, so this week has been so good. It's been really, really nice, and we've had some nice people to talk to,

including Katie Hopkins, who did mention me in her column in the Sun today.

The fame of Steve Allen spreads far and wide. The book is selling very, very well. Somebody wrote in and said, you have to publicise Vanity Publishing. Oh, if only, I'd pay for it myself. I'd have done it years ago. But it's published by Global. And so they've done loads of books. I think there are five of us who've actually had books done. We're on sale in foils. You can get it on Amazon. My one is the lowest common denominator. It's so you want to be a celebrity.

It'll appeal to all these people who want to be celebrities. I think it should be on sale in Poundland, but it's way too expensive for that.

So it's still good, though, and it's still a very, very good read, and it's very, very entertaining.

And anyway, onwards and upwards with the celebrities. The celebrities that we have in the frame today are some of the usual suspect. We haven't had a Tawi story. We didn't have the only wears Essex story today. And the reason we didn't have one is because none of them have done anything interesting for the past five years. The only thing they've ever done interesting is they've actually recorded another series. And I think it starts transmitting this weekend. But it's the same old,

same old. And what they end up doing is they just end up getting older and older and older. So

you've got Bobby Cole Norris, who not only becomes older, and then proudly tells you he's

single, whereas you only have to look at him to realize that he's single.

Then you've got Gemma Collins, who still looks like she's eaten most of McDonald's all by herself.

You've got Lydia Dim, who spends a lot of time being just an emotional cripple.

And she can't go with life at all.

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