Who's got the best feet? 🦶
On The Sofa with Colson, Jack and Ben
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4.8 • 1.1K Ratings
🗓️ 23 February 2026
⏱️ 37 minutes
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Summary
Today On The Sofa, Colson falls down a very strange internet rabbit hole after discovering a website dedicated entirely to celebrity feet… and naturally the big question is — are any of the lads on it? 🦶
Meanwhile, Jack has seemingly bought every rose in Manchester for Valentine’s Day, and Ben reveals his surprising new career move as a driving instructor — which raises many questions about who’s actually safe on the roads. 🏎️
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| 0:00.0 | Hello and welcome to On the Sofa with me, Colson. |
| 0:12.5 | Me, Jack. |
| 0:13.8 | This is the podcast where the three of your mates from the world of TV, |
| 0:18.4 | sit down to talk all things film and TV and their lives in between. |
| 0:23.7 | Before we get into chatting what has been going on in our lives on this Monday, |
| 0:28.2 | is important to note that if you want more on the sofa action, the place to go is Patreon. |
| 0:34.1 | www. patreon.com forward slash on the sofa. |
| 0:39.4 | Jack, checking yourself out there, were you? |
| 0:40.2 | I was. |
| 0:41.3 | Yeah, I was. |
| 0:44.0 | That was what you do these days to check yourself out. |
| 0:46.6 | You go camera and you check. |
| 0:48.5 | What are you checking for? |
| 0:49.7 | Bogies, mainly. |
| 0:52.0 | I haven't thought about teeth. |
| 0:56.8 | I sometimes watch us back on YouTube and go, |
| 0:59.4 | fucking hell I look disgusting, I can't watch this. |
| 1:00.7 | And other times I'm not arsed. |
| 1:01.5 | But I think... When you're watching yourself, do you have a sick bucket at the side of you? |
| 1:04.5 | Yeah, but you two have a thing of not letting me look at my shot. |
| 1:09.8 | Because if I saw my shot... Because all you do is do that. Yeah, or we wouldn't be able to start. Yeah, you'd be just... Because I'd be constantly trying to change. Like, I can tell you I'm shiny today. So when I watch it back, I'll be thinking, wow, I'm shiny. I think people on the tube mind, you know. I don't think they like the rawness. |
| 1:28.6 | I think they like to see someone look a bit shit. |
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