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The Romesh Ranganathan Show

Ranga Bee & Platform Media

Comedy, Society & Culture

4.6 • 711 Ratings

🗓️ 5 March 2026

⏱️ 35 minutes

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Summary

How many times can you trick your mum into saying the F-word? Romesh annoys Shanthi with terrible impressions of kids' film characters and makes his case for why the Toy Story trilogy is one of the greatest in cinematic history. They role-play a listener’s plea about how to kindly deal with smelly colleagues — and how to cope with a spoilt hen-do surprise (do you fake it?). Plus, an uncomfortably long conversation about the specifics of going to the toilet. A Ranga Bee Production in partnership with Listen. 00:00 Intro 01:27 Shanthi loves Tom Davis 03:22 Paddington 04:37 Kids films impressions 12:15 Advice from Shanthi & Romesh 13:40 Role playing the problem 18:51 Advice continued 23:24 Toilet talk 33:15 Outro Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	Jamie Lang and Sophie Haboo have arrived on Disney Plus.
0:04.0	We're having a baby.
0:06.0	We're having a baby.
0:07.0	I've always wanted to be mom.
0:09.0	And we're bringing you on our journey through everything.
0:12.0	I have no idea what we're doing.
0:13.0	Thank you. I have more of an idea.
0:15.0	I think of it like a Tamagocchi.
0:17.0	At the end of all of this...
0:20.0	We're going to have a little baby.
0:21.8	Raising Chelsea, a Hulu original series streaming exclusively on Disney Plus.
0:27.3	18 plus subscription required T's and T supply.
0:30.1	Oh, welcome to the Thursday edition of the Romish Rang and Aven show.
0:36.0	I'm here with Mom, Janty, Rang and Ethan and the team. Every Thursday we chat about Monday celebrity episode. Answer, listen to questions and catch up. Mum, someone listening to say they sacrifice the Monday episodes in order to hear you talk for longer. What do you think about that? It's fantastic. Of course you think that. No, they really do. They want our episodes to be longer. Good, good, good, good, good. Yeah, but we're not going to do that. Yeah. No, they really do. Huh? They want the R episodes to be longer. Good, good, good, good, good. Yeah, but we're not going to do that. All right. If you are enjoying the show, don't forget that you can do as a favour and hit subscribe or follow wherever you're listening. How are you, mum? I'm fine. Thank you. Yeah. Have you been? Yeah, I had been okay. What would you, if you were to give of 10, what would it be? 10 out of 10. 10 is how you're feeling right now. That's good. Yeah. How come? I have got all my lovely people around me and myself. Now at this moment. Yeah. Okay. Yeah. It was well looked after and Yeah. And makes me happy. Yeah.
1:28.1	Good.
1:28.5	I'm glad.
1:29.7	Now, on Monday, any complaints?
1:32.3	No complaints at all.
1:33.8	Yeah.
1:34.2	No complaint.
1:35.4	No.
1:36.9	Welcome to the shittiest episode of the Thursday app of Romish Rang and Nathan show you're about you're ever here.
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