True Story Media.

A lot of people ask, Javier, where should I start if I just discovered pretend?

And I always tell them to start with Ladonna.

Can you believe that it's been almost two years since I dropped the first episode of Who's

Afraid of LaDonna Humphrey. Yeah.

So if you're new to pretend and you've never listened to this show, start here because this

one is mind-blowing. And if you discovered the show because of the Who's Afraid of LaDana

Humphrey series, it's fun to revisit it. I have not listened to this episode in a long time.

And boy, I had no idea what I was getting myself into. All right, without further ado, let's play part one of Who's Afraid of LaDonna Humphrey.

When I was really young, I used to live in Oregon, in Portland, Oregon, and I had accepted this job as a personal assistant to a man who was a pornography producer.

It was 2010, and Alicia Lockhart was only 24 years old.

To my knowledge, when I accepted this position, his niche was clown pornography.

Clown? Clown? I don't know if it was the streaming. Did you say clown?

Clown, like birthday party, you know, like entertainment, children entertainment clown.

Typically, when I interview someone, I have a prepared list of questions.

I have an idea of what the story's about.

This was not the case when I interviewed Alicia Lockhart.

The clown porn thing completely caught me off guard. When I went for my job interview,

there was a like, honest to God, clown pornography being filmed, like in the background of my job

interview, to be this man's personal assistant. So it was like, it looked legitimate. It was weird.

But then again, Alicia Lockhart was a goth girl with neon green hair. The clown porn thing was weird, but she went along with it anyway.

You can see, I'm kind of alternative or creative. I didn't bother me in that moment. I was like, okay, cool. This is an interesting kind of office work.

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