Welcome friends to the how to heritic I am Uncle Mark and I'm

Uncle Dan and this is your user's guide to life on the outside.

That's right, leaving religion is the first step into a larger better world.

But it can also be a scary world.

Things work differently now.

Never fear, that's why we're here.

We are your audio uncles.

And with help from good friends and experts in all sorts of fields,

we're going to share the stories and seek the knowledge

to build a great life.

After all, you only get one that we know of.

So you better make the most of it.

That is our pledge.

Boom. Well Uncle Dan. Oh, I'm looking forward to this one. We got a good show this week. It's going to be fun. You take the good, you take the bad, you take them both, and then at the end we've got Seth Andrews.

Which is, who is neither good nor bad, but chaotically neutral.

Seth is, is kowtically neutral. Seth is good.

Seth is good.

Yes, very good, actually.

But before him, Uncle Mark, you are going to tell us all about an evil descending upon our land.

Yes, we're going to talk about a certain phase in our history that is one of the bad ones other than that one good time.

It's a lot like what we're living through now,

but it was even stupider, or maybe not, I don't know,

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