Hello Sarah, who's

to the mendroom?

Hi, thank you.

Ola!

So Sarah, who ruined the meal?

Oh, my amazing husband who's the worst cook ever.

Okay, that's fair.

Good at a lot of things, not cooking.

I, you know, Swine Flute was was horrible completely knocked me on my ass

and i just told my husband after a couple days i just want some top brown can you

make me top round and so he's like okay i'll do'll do my best. I'm gonna try.

Wait, wait, wait, wait.

What are you thinking in your head when you say, can you make me top ramen?

And the response is, I will do my best.

This is what, a cup of water boiled and boiled

boil water drop noodles drop in the seasoning packet and put the noodles in.

Yes. I'm thinking this is the one thing I can ask my husband that he can't you can't mess this up right like it's so

simple you'd think no he he eventually brings me a bowl of cold noodles with the seasoning just dumped on top and I was like why is it

cold and he said well I strained the noodles thought that didn't look right so then I

just filled the bowl with some cold water.

What? How does he alive? I mean how did he make it and then you are attracted to him

does he have a magical penis?

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