Who Really Built the Pyramids?

Softcore History

History, Comedy, Improv

5 • 1.1K Ratings

🗓️ 24 March 2025

⏱️ 72 minutes

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Summary

Breaking news about possible new discoveries under the Giza Pyramid Complex have people asking, do we really know who built the pyramids? The answer is yes we really know who built the pyramids. A bunch of blue-collar Egyptians who, much like many construction workers today, were kind of drunk while they were doing it. We break down the well-documented and ridiculous stories that have been discovered by archaeologists over the years the pyramids’ surprisingly relatable builders.

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0:00.0	Welcome to Softcore History.
0:08.0	What is up? Welcome back to SoftCore History. I am your host for the week, Rob Fox,
0:13.4	joined as always by Dan Regester. Always. It's always me. Always you. You're all,
0:18.8	you're the one constant here. I've missed shows.
0:22.0	Jake is dead. But you were always here. But I changed my look enough to kind of give off the
0:27.5	appearances to a different person. You are a chameleon. Yeah. Look at you. You're whoever you want to be.
0:33.4	Yeah. You're a Mr. Potato Head. just swapping out eyes and nose. Yeah.
0:38.3	I'm proud of you.
0:38.8	Thank you.
0:43.6	I'm hoping that now I said this off air, but now when people see our thumbnails on YouTube,
0:48.6	they won't think you're about to say, like, insane J6 shit for an hour.
0:49.8	Beard's gone.
0:51.2	I look about 10 years younger.
0:56.2	Like, truly, welcome back to the fucking earth.
0:59.6	I can kind of sabotage my looks when we're successful.
1:00.2	Yeah, yeah, yeah. We can't afford that yet.
1:01.3	No.
1:01.9	No.
1:02.4	And again, I think you need to either like steroids or start doing one of those hard cuts.
1:09.7	Maybe some peptides.
1:11.1	Yeah.
1:14.2	Because that's the dynamic we need to sell people, right?
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