Action Park media. Welcome to Lead Jeans. This is episode 198-199. That means next week

that's 200 if you can count if you're not an idiot next week's 200. I was thinking maybe

do something special for 200 but fuck that. What's 200? That's nothing. I'll do 2,000 of these.

Yeah. So all I do is grind. I wake up, I grind, I sleep, and I keep grinding. Just because it's

a round number doesn't mean you need to celebrate. There's nothing big deal about

to fit your 50th anniversary. You know what's bigger than your 50th? You're 51st.

My mom's anniversary today. Really? With my stepdaddy. Why is stepdad a thing? You're not

my dad. Why is it? Because he's the one that stepped up. Okay. Oh. How many years do you know? I

don't really reveal that. I don't want to reveal how long my parents have been having sex. That's

true. It's private information. But happy anniversary to my mom. That's really cool that one of

the marriages worked. Anyway, I want to touch on speaking of marriages and touching. I want to

clear up the situation that happened between me and ESPN and that kid's mom. Ooh, you got a little

canned coffee again. Cartel. Local brew. Ooh, local brew. Nothing like a local brewery. I want

something with it with some zip to it, but it doesn't. They're idiots. I don't say how many

milligrams are on in this, which is like kind of important to know, but whatever. Supporting local

business, supporting local farmers. Yep. Anyway, I don't know why I've been asked about this a lot

recently, but I'm just going to clear it up because I feel like we have a lot of new listeners

since we last talk about this. It's probably been like years. So basically what happened was

the Little League series was on TV. And every time there's a batter, like, what are they?

11 or 12 years old? They come up to the plate. There's a little stat line. It'll say they're age,

they're their name, their height, their weight, and like a little thing. Favorite subject is

math or favorite actors. This is favorite baseball player is that. So I was in a living room,

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