friggin what up dude um strider wilson i'm the host of this podcast that's mine

going to be called history is nice

history is dead with strunner wilson

dangis from the crowd Friggin what up, dude, welcome back to another ep of history is dank, dude.

I'm your host Strider Wilson, dude.

We got Aaron beasting it on the sticks, dude.

What up, Aaron?

What up?

Dude, I'm just freaking chilling, dude. Here's the thing, dude. I got to address this real quick, dude. If there's any danktorians who are also stokers, dude, who are also freaking, you know, listen to Joe Code, you know, hot masters. What do we call Joe Code dudes? Coters. Coters, I love it. You know, I recently said I was out on blonde dudes. I was like, if you got blonde hair and you can't skate, you can't even do a pop shove it, kickflip might have been too harsh. But if you can't, definitely if you can, Ollie. I was like, I'm out on you, you know? I'm just, we're not chilling.

And maybe that's too harsh, dude.

Chad's got blonde hair and he's the man, dude.

And there's other dudes that I know that have blonde hair that surf and skate,

they surf skate snow, which means they boost it all four seasons of the year on a board.

And maybe I'm just like, you know, there's this one barista named Keith who had like a, who was wearing shorts while he was at work. Being a brewst, I was first of all, I was like, what? And then I saw his leg tattoos and I was like, this guy doesn't even play rugby because he's got skinny legs. These are not oak trees like they should be if you play rugby.

And so I was just like, and then, you know, he messed up my order. And I didn't say anything about it. I just decided I was out on blonde dudes quietly to myself and then announced it to the world. And here's the thing to you, blonde dudes can be chill too. but and you can't control, you know, what color hair you're going to have or body type you're going to get.

But if you bleach your hair. can be chill too, but, and you can't control, you know, what color hair you're going to have

or body type you're going to get. But if you bleach your hair, I'm still fucking out on you,

dude. And if you can't skate. And if you bleach it for the coral and you can't skate, then that's

chill, that's chill, that's chill. Like, if you bleach your blonde hair and you better be a vocalist

in a punk band, dude, or you better hair and you better be a vocalist in a punk band did

or you better be you better be cruising on a tie machine from an offspring concert in 97

or you freaking better be a male porn star okay all i think it's about authenticity that's what it is

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