Who Ordered The House Salad With Semen Dressing?

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Tim Henson

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🗓️ 28 March 2022

⏱️ 50 minutes

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On Today’s Show: Introduction 0:00.000 Introducing DV’s Nocturnal Transmission 1:37.329 The Fat Studies Fat Activist Has Died 7:26.673 p0wn3d By A Youtube Title 10:12.952 Gay Vs. Rainbow Baiter! 11:49.530 Homeless Man Baby Wants Someone to Buy Him Chalk 15:47.606 A Pedo Predator Peel-Out 18:35.753 Senate Candidate Debate Altercation 21:32.635 Government Auditor Douchebagery 23:52.249 Sing Up […]

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0:00.0	Hey Freaks, it's Monday, March 28th, 2022.
0:03.8	Coming up on the program today, a fat activist
0:06.7	has succumbed to her flabulosity.
0:08.8	Plus, a homeless man just wants some chalk.
0:12.1	A scared pedophile wrecks his car and who ordered the salad
0:16.2	with seaman dressing. All this coming up today!
0:19.0	It's better not be close.
0:24.0	Oh, actually, seriously, I don't want to watch the first.
0:28.0	Oh, actually, seriously, I don't want to watch the...
0:31.0	Oh, what the... Oh, oh, who...
0:34.0	Oh, Oh,
0:36.0	Oh,
0:37.0	Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh,
0:40.0	Oh, Oh my God.
0:45.0	God.
0:47.0	Oh my God.
0:48.0	You, oh, not there.
0:50.0	Um, look at me. Oh my god. What was this?
0:54.0	Oh, there's the you.
0:55.0	Oh,
0:57.0	Oh, Oh, Oh my God, gosh.
1:05.0	Oh my God.
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