Hello Taylor. Welcome to the men's room.

Hola. Hola. Hola.

Hi, so I had a friend who invited me out to come party with her sorority, so I was all

about it. We went to Capitol Hill. Well, we had a mutual friend who was dropped at Florida.

I never thought I had a chance. And every time we flirt, she was always kind of a tease.

And so I didn't think much of it. Well, we're out and she's like, hey, let's go back to the house.

I'm like, yeah, for sure. And we get a cab and I jump right out of the cab and send them off.

And I see her in the window like, what are you doing? She texted me like two minutes later.

It was like, you need to come back with me right now. It's worth your while.

So as a man, I do exactly that.

Like as fast as possible. So I get back and we're all hanging out, having drinks. And I go on this

like, I don't know. I don't know what was in my head. I go on this rant about how it's

classless for women to just sleep with men on the first night. This, this, this.

Were there any other dudes in the room? Because like, I had a punch in the mouth with the hopes of

knocking you unconscious just so that that conversation could stop. So my buddies were in there and

they're like, yeah, just keep going, you know, built these women. I don't know. I someone

should have shut me up. Yes, yes, they should. That forward like an hour, her and I are

hooking up and it's going really well. I never thought this would ever happen. So I'm like,

I don't know what moves to make and she starts giving me a mouth hug. All right.

And then stops and looks at me and goes, see, if you didn't think that sleeping with a woman

on the first time was trashy, we'd probably be having the sex right now. And when I said I wanted

to punch my thumb, but I was so bad. That's very rarely that you get in your own way.

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