Hello, So basically I live in the woods and

Do you live in a house in the woods?

You make it sound like your bigfoot?

I live in a house in the woods and I have bigger dogs but I don't have a

friend in yard and during like the summer months while I'm getting ready for work in the

morning I'll just open the front door and let them out to do their roaming around.

And one morning I was getting ready for work

and I heard my dog start barking.

And then I heard barks that I didn't recognize.

So I went out to investigate, but I was in my underwear and my tank top and that was it.

We were also in the process of redoing our front porch because we have some rotted boards and

I noticed two stray dogs in the yard and my dogs were starting to get a little riled up. So I went to go get the stray dogs out of the yard and stepped right onto one of the rotted two by fours and went straight through one leg

the rodted two by fours and went straight through a single rodded two by four

uh... how about six feet off the ground. Okay, that was my question.

So basically you were stopped by your own kooch, I'm guessing?

Yes, I went one leg through and my other leg bent up underneath me,

so I am literally dangling one leg through my porch

up to my lady bits.

How bad did it hurt your lady bits?

So surprisingly that is the part that got hurt the least.

She has a labial of iron.

Yeah, that's positive.

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