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Who NOT to Vote For

5-Minute Videos | PragerU

PragerU

Self-improvement, History, Non-profit, Business, Education

4.86.9K Ratings

🗓️ 8 January 2019

⏱️ 5 minutes

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Summary

Adam Carolla isn't going to tell you who to vote for. But he is going to tell you who NOT to vote for. And in a time when candidates running for office promise the moon, one of America's funniest comedians shares a few tips about how to spot the candidate that you should run from. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

Well, I'm not here to tell you who to vote for, but I am here to tell you who not to vote for.

0:05.4

Don't vote for anyone who says, all fight for you.

0:09.4

Because that person is full of crap and has no intention of not only fighting for you,

0:14.7

he doesn't know who you are.

0:16.4

He or she's just moving on to the next town where they can point at the next

0:19.9

zap and say, all fight for you.

0:22.7

So tired of these politicians and their town hall meetings when somebody stands up and says,

0:28.5

I'm pregnant with quadruplets,

0:32.7

been put on academic probation at the junior college, and my milkman hates my guts.

0:38.8

What are you going to do for me?

0:41.4

And my answer is nothing, but here's the good news.

0:45.6

We live in the United States.

0:47.2

You can do something for you.

0:49.2

Feel free to get a job and fight to keep it.

0:52.4

Let me give you a really good example of people doing too much for others and us coming apart

1:00.2

at the seams as a society.

1:02.4

You guys remember when you were kids and you'd fake an illness and you'd stay home from school

1:08.0

and you'd sit there on your sofa and you'd watch daytime TV.

1:12.8

Hey, I'm Wally Thorpe, School of Trucking.

1:16.0

You can get to Trucking too.

1:17.2

Be a long haul trucker.

1:18.4

Get your license.

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