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Three minutes after 10. A very good morning indeed to you. A bit of a strange one this morning. There are no stories. I'm clamoring for our attention. I like that word.

Clammering. There are no stories really clamoring for our attention. So let's sort of have a look

around and see what might intrigue is. How are we going to get a topic out of the barges

and the increasingly diabolical policies that these disgusting politicians are deploying in the

hope of further demonising some of the most vulnerable people on the planet. I don't know.

They're desperate to turn it into a culture war, aren't they?

Reports today on the front of the mail about, oh, if we can't send them to Rwanda, we'll send

them somewhere else, some island in the middle of the sea somewhere.

And you sort of, hang on, I thought that Suella Braverman had staked her reputation on the Rwanda plan.

I grant you, she hasn't got much of a reputation to stake.

But I just don't sense, and I'm normally a fairly adept chronicler of the ebb and flow of bile in the British media.

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