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Hello, Bugles. It's Monday, 5th September 2022. Welcome to the last Bugle ever to be

recorded whilst the United Kingdom has Boris Johnson as its prime minister for now.

I'm Andy Zoltzman and by the time you listen to the show assuming you're not me, Chris, one

of my two co-hosts, our studio engineer, or a Bugle obsessed hacker who has warmed your

way into our Zoom call. Boris Johnson will have buoying off this political

coil for now. To spend more time with its overwhelming sense of deluded grievance, and

to spend more time with this regret at having missed a place on the greatest prime

ministers of all time podium by at least 52 places in the rankings. We will exclusively

reveal who the 56th Prime Minister of the United Kingdom will be shortly in the show.

Joining me for the big reveal this week, a man whose membership of the Conservative Party

remains, I believe, unsubmitted, it's Nishkama. Hello, Nish. Hello, Andy. Hello, Bugles.

The idea that you think that's what Boris Johnson is going to be spending his time doing

is naive beyond belief. He's going to be spending his time doing what he likes to spend

his time doing, getting his dick, and keeping it wet. Oh my god. Also, the only thing you've

got right there was that you didn't use the phrase spend more time with this children,

because that is one thing the guy's not going to be doing. And let's be quite honest,

that man needs time, because this guy has got children like he wouldn't believe. And

for a cold, hard global perspective on a unique British form of chaotic transfer of power

from New York City, it's Josh Gondelman. Hello, Josh. Hello, Andy. How is New York responding

to the imminent defenestration of Boris Johnson in London? Pandemonium. People are marching

in the streets, but that is because it is the American Labor Day. So I will be spending

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