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and welcome to distractable.

This episode, blundering Bob deals with a brain-dead baldy, shone's socials and plays

fictional character lookalikes.

Maxed-out Mark gets annoyed with Apple, twirls his mustache, is earnestly stinky, and John A.

When some Wade gets his Sith on,

becomes Mr. Rogers, a weener, shaggy, and a maister.

From constitutional conundrums to game of thongs.

Yes.

It's time for for who is us.

Now sit back and prepare to be distracted and enjoy the show.

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Welcome back to Distractable.

If you wanted expectations for what you're about to see, that sets them fairly accurately.

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