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Tuesday, May 24th, 2020. Hello, everybody that's been going along this journey with me the last couple of days.

I'm Jacob Westendorf, and tonight I brought friends, one of which who is infinitely

better looking than I am, and one is at least reasonably average looking like I am. I will let you decide which is which. I will join first and foremost to the show,

my partner from the Gold Zone, and that is Jacob. Jacob, looks like you got yourself a little

shave and a haircut since the last time I saw you. Yeah, now I'm just looking to get a real job.

So I'm doing good, man.

You guys, you never heard that song, get a haircut, get a haircut and get a real job.

That's terrible. Get it together. It's the only non-dad in here. That was terrible.

Yeah, that's, I think the rule now is that you have to make a fatherhood announcement based on that joke.

So congratulations to Jacob and Mrs. soon to be Mrs. Morley for their impending child.

We are not expecting.

While your joke pattern there says otherwise.

A lot of times it is unexpected, you know what I mean?

Daddy says her name is.

That's just as bad as a dad joke.

Yeah, Ross is a dad though, so he gets to.

Yeah, I fire those off all day.

Yeah, there's a right of passage here and you have violated the timeline that it hits there.

But also with me tonight, we brought him in. You heard him earlier, the publisher of Packer Report and like 600 other websites, something to that.

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