Right, guys, how do I even start this? This is so exciting.

I am just sat in front of a mic doing a podcast. Like, can you, can you believe this? This is happening.

I don't know. This is so crazy. Like, I can't believe I'm actually doing a podcast.

By the way, this is Charlotte Crosby. I think you might already know that by now. I mean,

you've probably listened to the introduction. But this is my official podcast and it's my

first ever one and I am so excited about it. It's quite bizarre thinking about all of the people who are going to be

listening to this all over the world and like what you're going to be doing while you're

listening to it. Like, I mean, some people might have around while they're on the bus, on the way

to work. Some people might be brushing the teeth, you know, you know, on the toilet having a poo.

I mean, who knows? The possibilities are endless.

Someone could actually bump into their soulmate while listening to this podcast.

And the story would be, well, you know what?

At the wedding, on the wedding day, this could happen to numerous people around the world.

The story could be in the speech. Well, I was listening to a Charlotte Crosby podcast and I bumped

into such and such and now we're here today. I mean, I am officially Cupid right now. I'm taking

this too far. I'm taking this too far. It's just a podcast. I'm getting too excited. I mean, you know,

nobody might listen to it. We might not even get one person listening to it, but anyone who is

listening right now, thank you so much. And I promise this is going to be the best podcast you have

ever listened to. I promise that on my life because there's one thing I've been asked

to do podcasts a lot and there's one thing right that I've always thought I don't want a podcast

where you talk about boring things you know like Agony and Charlotte do you know a lot I mean a lot

people would want my advice on things and I am happy to share it on some really important topics.

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