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The Sip with Ryland Adams and Lizze Gordon

Who is the MOST TOXIC in the Relationship?

The Sip with Ryland Adams and Lizze Gordon

Ryland Adams

Comedy:comedy Interviews, News, Society & Culture, Comedy Interviews, Comedy, Entertainment News

4.47K Ratings

🗓️ 15 February 2023

⏱️ 62 minutes

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Summary

On today's episode of The Sip, Ryland gives an update on his dog Uno after his recent MRI, Lizze ditches her best friends divorce party, & the two debate on if they'd fight to stay alive if "The Last of Us" became our reality. PLUS, the weeks hot topics!!

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0:30.0

I can't believe it. I can. Here I thought I was looking so cute. You are. You both are.

0:41.6

Seen one, take one, Marker. I was feeling so good about myself. You should. And all of a sudden.

0:47.7

Lizzy screaming that somebody in the room has garlic press. Well, I just figured it couldn't be you

0:52.9

because you avoid garlic like the plate at all costs. And we ate it. Well, what was the cost?

0:57.6

Nothing good. Was it on sale? The fact that you have lipstick on your teeth just feels so bad right now.

1:06.4

I'm so good in this moment. I bet it actually. Right now you do. On the same tooth, I just told you to get a

1:11.8

fucking fruit seed out of. Yeah. Yeah. I had a disgusting salad from a place that I don't

1:18.4

typically eat at last night. And for some reason, it must have been in their dressing. But here I am

1:23.2

like mouthwashing, tooth brushing, flossing. And it's still in me. I don't know what about my body?

1:28.6

Like seeps garlic out of my entire. I think it's probably the way you eat it. I'm very.

1:34.4

Because I can literally do garlic shots in the morning. And I don't have a hint of reek.

1:39.6

Whatever. And what I honestly don't know. I would like to study what I'd like to put you in a cage

1:45.6

and give you some minced garlic and just see how you ingest. I would like to see a doctor

1:49.2

about this honestly because normally when I have this garlic thing at what? Do you have mascara on?

1:54.5

Oh my gosh. This is also very embarrassing for me. I was peach on Shane's podcast and he

2:01.4

doesn't have makeup remover at the house. And yesterday, after I had been a bunch of public places,

2:06.7

Shane goes, there's mascara on your face. I went to the fucking dentist where this bitch is like

2:11.2

this far from my face. And Shane gets to I get home and he's like, oh, there's mascara all over

2:16.7

your eyes. Yeah. It's you there still is. Okay. Well, I'm trying my best. Maybe look

2:21.5

how you look so pretty. Maybe it's why I thought I was getting hit on by the roofers as I was

2:25.3

walking out. No, they were waving at me. You bitch. I discovered that. They're like kind of like

2:31.2

hootin and hollering a little bit. And I turn around and I'm like, oh, and then I look over.

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