Let's not waste any time. We have a brand new episode of Klein Alley Show to share with you, so let's get into it.

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And speaking of hassle, here's another episode of Klein Alley Show. Are you datable? Are we datable?

You will find out the answers in a moment. It's a new 2025 definitive quiz.

Just how dateable are you?

A couple single people on the show.

And we are on the cusp of cuffing season.

That is about to begin as we get into fall.

So people are thinking about the concept of finally hunkering down.

I think this was almost the time last year, Vanessa made her pledge that she was not even going to consider dating until like the summer again or something. Oh yeah. Didn't you have some kind of a rule, Vanessa? She did some weird rule where she shut down like six months of year. New Year's resolution. You weren't going to even date until but you said that all... Marcher. You basically said all the good people or decent people were all taken during cuffing season. You weren't going to stick around and date the riffraff or something like that, right? Yeah, but not those words, but yes. But now with this new dating trend of Shrekking, I feel like every person has a chance, the concept that people are now willing to date people that are way uglier than they think they could get because they just want to be treated decent. They're so sick and tired of dating good-looking people and being treated like a piece of trash. They're like, I'm going to find a really ugly person that's going to be so lucky to have me. Yeah, there's this girl that I dated in high school, and then she left me for a man. And she never really came out of the closet i think she

ended up being choosing the straight life but i saw a picture of her husband on facebook one day and i was

like ho right oh my god he looked like a weird cartoon character i was like always had a thing for

shrex no i was the beautiful one okay and she decided to go for a guy, and she was gorgeous.

And she went for a guy that I just still cannot believe.

But that's love, I guess, right?

Or people have just...

Or that's seeing the beauty of people on the inside,

you're not being superficial.

Yeah, you superficial, bitch.

Get it right.

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