Who's that guy or that girl from your office, and what did they do to earn that title?

I'll start. I used to work inside sales at an HVAC company just outside of Toronto.

There was a guy there named Stan. Stan was money. Stan tried so hard to be social, but

didn't quite know what he was doing, which often led to hilarity. Here are a few examples of Stan

being Stan. Upon learning a coworker was Polish, he said, you're a Polack? Then told her every

anti-Polish joke he knew. He genuinely thought she would find it funny, and he was laughing the whole

time. After not getting a promotion after his review, since there were no

positions for him to move into, nor was he anywhere near qualified, he created a petition to

have our sales manager fired and went around to everyone in each department and asked them to sign it.

Nobody signed it except for him. My personal favorite was at a company barbecue. Stan and one of the guys from shipping

decided to do mushrooms. The barbecue was at the president of the company's house, so this was

wildly inappropriate. After about 45 minutes, he was going around from person to person

shouting, go G men, to the guys. He was a New York Giants fan and the season had just started and asked the

girls to dance with him. He then told a racist joke to the 65-year-old VP and laughed so hard at

his own joke that he started drooling. I miss that guy sometimes. He made work a lot more

interesting. A guy at my work, let's call him Roger, claimed that you can get high

octane racing fuel by mixing 89 octane and 93 octane in your gas tank. Roger told me on my

first day here seven years ago that if I wanted to know any good Asian massage parlors nearby,

he'd recommend the good ones with the happy endings. First day at work.

He used to watch webcam girls from the Philippines on his desktop at work, stripping, doing other

unsavory things, etc. Then he went over and married one and now she lives here. She's half his age

and probably less than half his size. He took a Filipino co-worker to see his

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