Divorce lawyers of Reddit? What's the worst way you've seen someone screw over their spouse?

My uncle represented this guy getting a divorce from his wife of 15 years. Super toxic breakup,

and they split everything 50-50. Even the land that the house they lived in sat upon. Well,

she decided to build a house right behind the other house. Mind you, this was a lot of land, probably 200 yards separating both homesites.

So the back of the houses faced each other.

The house gets built and my uncle gets a call from his client asking about the legality of a

situation he'd gotten himself into.

Apparently, his ex-wife would spend a lot of time in her backyard.

So he saw her all the time. What he did was buy a female dog and name it the same name as his ex-wife. Anytime he

would let his dog back in from her being outside, he would yell, Susan, you B-word, get in here.

He would also yell if she was peeing on the flowers. Susan, you B word, quit peeing on

the flowers. Or Susan, you B word, quit digging in the dirt. The ex-wife called the cops on him a couple

of times, but there was nothing they could do because the dog was registered under the name of Susan.

And she was in fact a female dog. So there you go. The couple separated

10 years ago, but didn't officially divorce until a couple years ago. She was going to get his house,

so he burned it down, then faxed her the transfer of ownership forms. He might be going to jail

for arson, though. I worked at a law firm that was subpoenaed as part of a divorce between a partner at the firm

and a partner at another major law firm.

The woman issued more than 70 subpoenas to banks, firms, investment companies, you name it.

She was convinced he had squirled away $20 plus million overseas behind her back.

It got so bad that she dug up

receipts from 25 years ago to try to put together his grand conspiracy puzzle. In the end, after

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