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Full T&C supply see Halifest.com for details. Minutes after 12 is a time. Thank goodness for

Mr. Trier. Your weekly opportunity to achieve the sort of satisfaction that's not

ordinarily available anywhere else on your radio dial. And I have a plethora of phone eyes. Caroline's in a bit of the mood today. She's going to be very

very picky and choosy with the questions. I've already had to insist that Lawrence and

Eisha be allowed on because she didn't like the look cut of his jib

when he first rang in. It means that you've got a better chance of getting through than you usually do. Hit the numbers now and you will actually get through, which is very rarely the case at three minutes after 12 on a Thursday afternoon. 035-60609-7-3 is the number you need.

But what is Mystery Hour James? Say some of the new listeners responsible for the 193% increase in

listening hours to this program over the course of the last 12 months. Well, I'll explain, says James,

if you just give me a chance.

It's about those little questions bubbling away in the back of your brain

that you know, probably have an answer, but you're damned if you've been able to find it yourself.

The who's, the whys, the wherefores, the withers, even the occasional wence.

Oh, and don't forget the wots.

Never forget the wence. Oh, and don't forget the Wats. Never forget the Watt. Did you know

that James Watt nick the idea for the steam engine off... Oh, no, I've forgotten his name off the

brother of somebody really famous. Oh, it'll come to me. Anyway, I digress slightly, and the

phone board's full now. So be patient and be quick. Judicious use of redial is the answer. That's the trick you need to do. I see it as the radio equivalent of one of those

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