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🗓️ 3 April 2025
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0:32.6 | Hello everybody. Welcome to the weekly show podcast. My name is John Stewart. I will be your weekly show podcast host on this celebratory. We are taping this on Wednesday, April 2nd, as we all know it. Liberation Day. It is Liberation Day, ladies and gentlemen. I don't know how you |
0:55.6 | traditionally celebrate with your families, but Liberation Day was always, always big. I may go |
1:00.7 | down to Times Square today and see soldiers kissing nurses and see the people throwing their hats in |
1:06.4 | the air. Three cheers for Liberation Day. It's the day that we all remember where Jesus rose from the |
1:15.4 | tomb and raised prices on Honda Civics by $2,000 a car. And I think we all remember how that goes. |
1:24.8 | You know, this is prior to the announcement. So God knows there may not, |
1:29.5 | it may not be tariffs. It may be something else. The unpredictability of all this is probably |
1:34.4 | part of what's driving all the attention to it, which is, I would assume Donald Trump's |
1:41.3 | whole plan because God knows the man likes nothing more than a bunch of people, |
1:46.2 | not knowing what he's going to do and hanging on his every word. And oh, he's just so important |
1:54.0 | to all of us. Meanwhile, Cory Booker, I don't know if you guys, look, I'm not a big performative, |
2:20.3 | you know, but I must say I was quite taken with Cory Booker and especially the idea that he stood up there for 24 hours and broke Strom Thurman's horrible filibuster record when Strom Thurman, I guess it was in the late 50s, filibustered the Civil Rights Act, because sure, why wouldn't you try and prevent that from ever happening? |
2:22.3 | But to see Cory Booker up there, and again, |
2:24.3 | forget about his verbal abilities, |
2:27.3 | because they are massive. |
2:30.3 | The ability to stand and speak, |
2:33.3 | even if you've got some preparation |
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