Who Is Florida Man? | Beyond the Scenes
The Daily Show: Ears Edition
Comedy Central
4.2 • 14.2K Ratings
🗓️ 6 August 2023
⏱️ 44 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | You're listening to Comedy Central. |
| 0:02.6 | Alright, look, let's say you bring in a family out for a meal, right? |
| 0:15.4 | And then, let's just say it's Italian, and you have this large Italian style gathering |
| 0:21.1 | everybody's got a bucket of pene, a gallon of alfredo to pour on top of it, but that's |
| 0:26.7 | not all. |
| 0:27.7 | You also get a little bit of bread with that, because when you're at the daily show, |
| 0:31.8 | you're family. |
| 0:32.8 | And this podcast is the unlimited breadsticks that takes a satisfying family meal to the |
| 0:38.0 | next level. |
| 0:39.5 | Welcome to Beyond the Scenes, where today, we're going to be talking about Florida. |
| 0:44.9 | Florida, God's waiting room. |
| 0:47.9 | It's home to theme parks, the Everglades, your Peepah, and of course, Florida, man. |
| 0:55.0 | Before committing a sexual act on a tree yelling, he was a God. |
| 0:58.0 | Let's try to start a fire with spaghetti sauce. |
| 1:01.0 | It was karate kicking those birds. |
| 1:03.0 | Every week, there's a new headline out of Florida, wild, shocking, unnecessarily sexual. |
| 1:10.0 | But have we ever stopped to ask the question, why? |
| 1:17.2 | Something's happening to men in Florida, and it can't just be a coincidence. |
| 1:21.8 | As a future Pulitzer-winning journalist, it's my responsibility to uncover the truth, |
| 1:26.7 | to reveal what lies beneath the swamp, to answer the question, what makes a man? |
| 1:31.8 | Florida, man. |
| 1:32.8 | Florida, man. |
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