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I'm sure we've all made some bizarre impulse purchases, especially in our younger days.

I bought a canoe the other day.

A friend of mine was like, we catch up, he's a friend of mine from the UK I went to university with, we catch up maybe once a month, and he's like, dude, I just bought a canoe, and it's sick.

And I'm like, dude, where'd you get this canoe?

And he sent me to this website, he's like, dude, it's a foldable canoe.

And I'm like that's pretty sick.

And I have a little holiday house and it's right by this river.

And I often see people like, especially in the summer, they go by and the little canoes.

And I'm like, I want a canoe.

And so I bought this canoe and it arrives and it's massive and it's currently in my

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