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People above your can be destroyed. Welcome to Conspiracy, the show, with your host of

Adam Todd Brown and Connor McSpadden. Hey everybody. Welcome to Conspiracy the motherfucker

show.

New title.

Connor's back.

Hey, everybody.

It's like, I finally brought that pack of smokes from the liquor store.

Connor is on death's door right now.

I am, yeah.

No, I've, after, after a month of traveling and, and, and, and, and live in the hard, hard rock and podcasting lifestyle.

Uh, I, uh, I, I've, I've, hard rock and podcasting lifestyle.

It's finally caught up with me, and I'm a little under the weather.

It'll do it, yeah.

Every time I tour, I come back sick, and I've never been out for an entire month.

The longest one I was on was the Portugal Man tour, and I came back from that.

It's fucking wrecked. You're out there shaking hands with people that listen to podcasts who are not notorious for personal hygiene. Right. Like, that's not something that's like on the, on the

podium finish of their priorities in life. But I love them. Sometimes they slip me a hundred

dollar bill while I'm standing in line, among other things.

So many fucking crazy presents we got from people. Tom Goss got a cake with a catchphrase written on it.

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