Who Is A Better Father, Biden Or Trump? Excuse Me, I Can't Seem To Stop Laughing | The God Pod

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🗓️ 19 June 2024

⏱️ 31 minutes

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Summary

Hi Humans,

We’re back with another divine dispatch from The God Pod! In our latest episode, God and Jesus dive into a mix of divine humor and righteous rants, covering everything from surreal papal meetings to the latest political chaos. Here’s your holy recap:

🎙️ Episode Highlights:

Who Is A Better Father, Biden Or Trump? Father's Day messages from Biden and Trump couldn't be more different. Biden’s heartfelt message of unity and family contrasts sharply with Trump’s self-centered, grievance-filled rant. We dissect what these messages reveal about their broader political personas. Excuse us if we can't stop laughing at the comparison!

Comedians Meet Pope Francis: A 'bizarre' yet impactful encounter where comedians sat down with Pope Francis. We explore how humor and faith can intersect to address pressing social and religious issues.

Trump's Cognitive Test Challenge: Trump’s boast about acing a cognitive test becomes ironic as he confuses his own doctor’s name. We discuss the implications of this gaffe on perceptions of his cognitive abilities.

Republican Panic After Trump's Milwaukee Meltdown: Trump’s criticism of Milwaukee throws the GOP into disarray. We explore the potential fallout and its impact on the 2024 election.

Christian Right vs. No-Fault Divorce: The campaign against no-fault divorce by the Christian right could significantly impact personal freedoms and marriage laws. We explore this movement and its potential consequences.

2024 Presidential Election Developments: From Trump's MAGA-themed birthday bash to Biden’s forceful campaign rhetoric, we cover the latest election news and what it means for the future of American politics.

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💬 Engaging Question: If Trump was drowning because he got electrocuted by a boat, and there were sharks swarming nearby, and you were the only person around, what would you do?

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0:00.0	This week on the Godpot.
0:02.0	I feel like you can't say no to a meeting with the Pope,
0:05.0	whether or not you like the Pope.
0:07.0	Sure you can, Jesus, you just say no.
0:09.0	That doesn't seem right.
0:10.0	If we said to humans,
0:12.0	hey, we're going to pick one of of you and you're invited to meet us can
0:15.4	they really say no to us we're God and Jesus yeah but we're cool where we just
0:19.6	recently caught saying homophobic slurs twice during pride month.
0:27.0	Did you hear that Dr Pepper is now number two?
0:32.0	Yeah. That's my big takeaway from all this.
0:35.0	Jesus is like God saying something slightly critical of the campaign strategy.
0:40.0	How do I switch this away?
0:42.0	The only reason I didn't go out and see it this weekend in heaven is because all the seats were taken and I honestly did not want to be surrounded by everyone else in heaven.
0:52.0	Can you imagine me sitting there in the middle of the aisle?
0:54.8	Yeah, they'd be like, oh God, did you get my memo the other day?
0:57.8	Why do we have to have jobs in the afterlife?
1:00.0	Bla, blah, blah bla bla bla
1:11.1	welcome. Welcome back, dear listeners, to another divine episode of the God-Pod.
1:18.0	It's me, The Almighty, and with me as always is my right-hand man, the Prince of Peace, the one and only, a Jesus.
1:28.7	Hey everybody, yeah, Prince of Peace, you are darn right, and we've got a jam-packed episode for you today filled with
1:36.8	holy insights, heavenly humor, and maybe even a few righteous rants. So buckle up because we're about to take you on a wild ride through the
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