And now it's time for who smarted.

Pse, hey, smarty pants, guess where I am?

Did you say on top of a snow-covered mountain?

If so, great guess.

Wow, that's amazing. You sure you can't see me?

Okay, next question. Can you guess why I'm on top of a snow-covered mountain?

As in, what am I about to do?

If you said, freezing, I'll give you partial credit.

It is so cold up here.

But that's not why I came.

If you said sledding, it's not too far off, but I won't be sitting.

Ah, I heard some of you say snowboarding, and you're close. In fact, we actually did an

episode on snowboarding, but I'm not attempting to snowboard today. And no, I'm not looking for a

Yeti either. I did that already, too. Nope, today I'm going to try skiing.

Those cool skiing sound effects you're hearing are not me.

I'm still standing here, looking down the mountain, a little terrified.

Smarty pants, what do I do?

Hey, are you the trusting narrator? Why, yes. And who are you?

I'm the ski instructor.

Uh, okay, I can see you clearly don't know what you're doing, so I figured I'd give you a, uh, quick ski lesson.

What do you say?

Oh, that's nice of you? The ski instructor, huh?

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