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And it's convenient, you got low-cost parking five bucks a day. And speaking of hassle, here's another episode of Klein Alley Show. Okay, Rog, we are Klein Alley Show. We will get to your gayest football highlights coming up very soon this hour. But usually on a Monday, you have a lot of people, especially that did cool things over the weekend, that like to brag about how great their weekend was. And then sometimes you feel bad about your weekend because you're like, I didn't do anything that great. And it seems like everyone else had so much fun. So we will now share with you why we believe we have the worst weekend. And then maybe, just by hearing these stories, you will feel better about whatever you did or did not do this

past weekend yeah so on saturday i had to drive down to carlsbad near san diego uh for a friend's birthday

uh it was her birthday she decided she wanted to do a pool cabana from 10 a m to 1 p.m just a little

morning splash type of thing which is a very long way to travel

already for a three-hour window. But of course, it's her birthday, so we're going to make the drive.

Was it a significant birthday or just a regular birthday?

Regular birthday.

Wow. That seems excessive for just a regular number birthday.

It's a lot. But also in the moment, we thought, you know what? Can't say no. It's her birthday. We haven't seen her in a while. But you could say no. Totally. Well, we also had another friend who was supposed to come with us, and she said she was sick at the last minute, which not only means that... You couldn't use that excuse either. We couldn't use use that excuse it also meant that the cabana

that was being purchased was going to be split by less people oh that's like oh no and then i was like

hey to my friend i was like anyone else you'd like to invite last minute i was like i was reaching out

to my friends to try and get them to show up i was like guys are we doing? If we can get 16 more people in this cabana,

it's only going to be $50.

I was like,

what's the limit?

Seven,

I will fill it up.

So you hate that.

As a cheap person,

you hate it,

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