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Good Morning From Hell

Who Fights in Hell's Battle Arenas? -- A Death Battle! Crossover Episode! - #38

Good Morning From Hell

Good Morning From Hell

Society & Culture, Comedy Fiction, Comedy, Improv, Fiction

4.8 • 2.5K Ratings

šŸ—“ļø 29 June 2020

ā±ļø 31 minutes

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Summary

Ever wondered who would win in a fight -- Alexander Graham Bell vs Alexander the Great? Or what about Albert Einstein vs Stephen Hawking? Now you can finally find out thanks to Wiz and Boomstick, the officiators of Hell's Battle Arenas! Special guests Chad James and Ben Singer as Wiz and Boomstick from the hit animated show Death Battle! Join our Hatreon to support the show and get exclusive content at goodmorningfromhell.com!

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Produced and hosted by comedians ⁠Chris Demarais⁠ & ⁠Blaine Gibson⁠ from Tales from the Stinky Dragon, Rooster Teeth, & Black Box Down. 

Edited by ⁠Nicholas Newton⁠. 
Art by ⁠Andrew Douglas⁠.

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0:00.0

Good morning from hell! I probably peaked on that. Not fuck it, we can keep going. Hey, it's

0:14.0

you good friend Clayton. I'm here with- oh, I definitely peaked. And we're here with my

0:17.2

friend Chris. He's our friend, he's like my servant. Chris, tell him your whole spiel.

0:22.4

Yeah, so I died. Yeah, and then I'm in hell and my eternal punishment is to do this podcast

0:28.4

with the brother of Satan Clayton. Who's running for president of Hell against his brother?

0:34.9

That's right. Oh, wait. Guess what? For people who want to support my campaign, we got a

0:39.9

fresh batch of t-shirts. I'm going to open them up, fresh box. Here we get- they're still pink.

0:45.7

Chris. What? Don't want me to look at the shirt. It's pink! I emailed and said, hey,

0:49.6

please change the shirt to red. Pink! I told you last time he was very-

0:53.0

He was supposedly red. They said it would be red. They said-

0:55.4

You know what, Chris, you're going to pay for this. You know how you're going to pay for this?

0:58.0

What? I thought you meant like physically pay for like with money.

1:03.9

No, you're paying for it through labor. I-

1:06.3

Or punishment. I don't know. Eat the shirt. Stop looking at me.

1:09.7

All right, all right, all right.

1:13.8

Here you go. 100% cotton, folks. Best quality shirts that he's sticking down his throat right now.

1:20.0

You're going to love it. It's printed. Made in America. Actually, probably China. Whatever,

1:25.3

you should buy one. All right, we need the help. Okay, all right. Well, that's the most food that Chris

1:30.1

has done in weeks. Breakfast for all. What? Breakfast for all. No, no. I want you to stick it in your

1:36.5

mouth and then spit it out. Yes, you have to swallow it. Come on. Mmm. The good food too.

1:43.0

They're just as good on the inside as they are the outside. All right, so this is what we want for our

1:47.2

listeners at home. We want you to buy a shirt and then we want you to send us a picture of you eating it.

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