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Tommy, tell us about an epiphany you may have recently had.

No, I can't step on my joke.

Uh, I was hoping to talk to you guys about a moment of sudden revelation

or an experience of a sudden and striking awakening

akin to Archimedes' discovery of the density of an object or

when Isaac Newton realized that a falling apple and the orbiting moon are

both pulled by the same force that John had recently.

Hi.

Hi.

Someone left a bottle of blue bottle coffee in the kitchen at the studio

and John was like, coffee's coffee.

Like, what am I going to do with this?

I guess I'll drink it.

And then when he poured himself a cup, it changed the way he looked at coffee.

I was so excited I poured the rest on my head.

Then we're into the office screaming.

And it dawned on John.

I threw up on the windows.

My shirt is ruined and I'm drinking subpar coffee my whole life.

Do you think that it's because of the coffee that he's been wearing a white tunic

and not speaking ever since?

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