My childhood in a nutshell, well it all started in Northampton in the 80s.

I didn't even know I was in the closet but I did find George Marklin there.

My dad was the manager of the local football club, but the only thing I was tackling was a good

act of a Christie.

I don't know why I'm telling you about it.

They've only gone and turned it into a series, so do yourself a favour and watch my

awkward years in glorious technicolor, changing end stream free on ITVX.

Comedy is back in the building.

I would dream first home, probably a doer upper, put a ron stamp on it.

Sounds like a nightmare, which is why I keep saying we should look at new builds.

But they're all so...

Water tight, asshole free.

Boring, just white boxes.

Well we can decorate an old liquor painted in there.

Hmm, like a nice shade of grey.

We are not having grey walls.

Why not?

Why not?

Whatever stage of the process you're at, Halifax has online first time buyer events of

full of useful tips and guidance.

Halifax, it's a people thing.

For more information search Halifax first time buyer events.

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