Who Called Off the Pretension Police?
The Gist
Peach Fish Productions
4.5 • 3.7K Ratings
🗓️ 30 September 2016
⏱️ 31 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | It's Friday, September 30th, 2016 from Slate, it's the GIST I'm Mike Pesca, and now news |
| 0:10.4 | you can use. |
| 0:12.2 | Or should I say news you canton news? |
| 0:14.8 | Or news you canton news? |
| 0:16.4 | Yes, I'm naming towns in Ohio from Akron to Zamesville. |
| 0:20.8 | It's the Ohio the Buckeye State version of news you could use. |
| 0:25.4 | In this edition of news you can use… |
| 0:28.6 | There's a clown attack going on in the state of Ohio. |
| 0:31.4 | Actually it's a series of clown attacks. |
| 0:33.5 | Reading schools have been closed now and it's because of a threat to the school on |
| 0:36.4 | homecoming day and it's another clown threat. |
| 0:39.0 | Here we go, TJ Parker already covering one clown threat in cold rain, now to another |
| 0:43.6 | one… |
| 0:44.6 | Reading, Ohio, the Reading schools are closed today after a woman reported being attacked |
| 0:49.0 | by a male dressed as a clown. |
| 0:52.1 | You know, clowns have genders, right? |
| 0:53.5 | It was an a male dressed as a clown. |
| 0:55.3 | He was a male clown. |
| 0:56.7 | Oh, it's not funny. |
| 0:58.2 | I know it's not funny. |
| 0:59.8 | You know it's not funny because we're talking about clowns and clowns aren't funny. |
| 1:03.2 | They never make you laugh. |
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