It is three minutes after 10 and you're listening to James O'Brien on LBC.

I've got a bit of a strange one for you this morning.

We're going to play a game.

Have a sort of form of competition.

I've got a very good woke watch.

I told you that yesterday's Woke Watch was a classic.

And it's got a part two.

We're revisiting yesterday's Woke Watch on the program today.

I'm going to do the third hour of the program.

As things stand is going to be inspired by my friend and colleague,

Johnny Vaughn, from over at Radio X,

so for reasons that I will explain to you a little later,

albeit that we could always be overtaken by events.

Stranger things have happened. But we're going to begin with three

members of the Conservative Party. And do you know, we did that yesterday, didn't we? Crikey. God,

they're in a mess. So yesterday we were running through the sort of Hall of Fame for crass insensitivity or callous ignorance,

whether it was Simon Clark telling nurses who are struggling to make ends meet that they should

just budget better. And then we remembered the other examples of similar conduct. You had that

ludicrous Nottinghamshire MP suggesting that people could live on own brand wheater bicks or 30p per meal.

And you had Jake Berry, I think, telling people that if they weren't earning enough money,

they should simply go away and get another job.

And then you had George Eustace, who's back in the news, slagging off the Brexit deal that he was cheering to the rafters, not that long ago.

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