I did say to my Gino when she was sewing me up after she cut my vagina.

Let's not be a feminist about this.

Bap bap b, bap, bit, bitney Cummings here, trying to be normal on a Sunday doing an IG live and solo

Q&A episode for the Good for You podcast. Pat I feel like I'm at a weird proximity from the microphone.

What if it's like that? Is that okay? Can you hear me okay?

I can hear you though. Has anyone ever not been able to hear me? I mean imagine someone being like we can't hear Whitney. It's

never happened and yet I'm constantly paranoid about it. I've just uncovered

so first love of the show. Okay, this is what bothers me about podcasting, you guys.

I have had a speech impediment my entire life

and have a, you know, a little dallop of,

I don't know if it's OCD or what it is when you conflate words in your head.

It's just like your brain is moving faster than your mouth can possibly move.

And no one ever knew I had a speech impediment because I did stand up only and scripted

television where you memorize it, you know it, and then doing podcasts, you live podcasts especially because normally when I flub, we just cut it out of the recorded

one and here we are live, so now you know all my secrets.

And so from now on, if you say anything negative about me you're ablest and you're

bullying a person who can barely speak. Okay, so what was I saying? This is a solo podcast and I'm going to answer a bunch of your

questions because I'm a medical doctor. I have certificates in psychology. I have

real legitimate certificates in the following. Psychology, numerology, astrology,

biking, exercise, athletics, health, oncology, gynecology, I just missed my finger.

That was real.

You guys send some really good questions.

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