WHITNEY IS DONE | Good For You Podcast with Whitney Cummings | EP 302

Good For You with Whitney Cummings

Whitney Cummings & Studio71

Comedy Interviews, Society & Culture, Comedy

4.4 • 7.2K Ratings

🗓️ 17 August 2025

⏱️ 52 minutes

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Whitney lost her best friend, the healthies person she knows, and everyone is on notice. Something is very fishy with being “healthy” and how many young people are getting weird tumors and cancer, and as much as we don’t want to talk about covid, she’s wondering if the effects of the virus are possibly just beginning. The point is Whitney basically solves it. Tickets for The Big Baby Tour https://www.whitneycummings.com SHOP: https://whitneycummings.com/index.html#store Thank you to our sponsors! 🔹 BlueChewTry BlueChew for FREE when you use promo code [WHITNEY] at checkout. Just pay $5 for shipping. Visit BlueChew.com to get started.BlueChew is a unique online service that delivers the same active ingredients as Viagra & Cialis in chewable tablets at a fraction of the cost—all discreetly delivered to your door. Prescription products require an online consultation with a healthcare provider who will determine if a prescription is appropriate. See website for details and important safety information. Not recommended for women or children.🔹 SquareGet up to $200 off Square hardware when you sign up today at square.com/go/WHITNEY.Square provides smart, easy-to-use tools that make running your business simple—from payments and inventory to staff management and growth tools. No long-term commitments, just everything you need to run and grow your business in one place. 🐘DON’T RIDE ELEPHANTS! ❤ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:29.8	Ladies and gentlemen, as you know, my parents weren't interested in me. They just more, they they they you know like he's just not that
0:41.6	into you. They just weren't that into me. As a result, there is nothing that matters more to me than
0:49.2	making you laugh. If you hate me even better. Oh, cozy, cozy. I feel at home. Thank you for the
0:59.0	dose of nostalgia. I will be coming to Philadelphia, Connecticut. You know what? I'm coming to Connecticut.
1:09.0	No panties. I want to test out this Lyme to Connecticut. No panties.
1:11.6	I want to test out this Lyme disease thing.
1:14.0	Previces out.
1:16.0	Peeing in bushes.
1:16.9	Let's peeing in bushes.
1:18.6	What do you put on peanut butter?
1:20.0	What attracts ticks?
1:22.0	Whatever it is.
1:22.8	Blood.
1:23.2	I'm going to go.
1:23.6	Money.
1:25.5	Whatever it is.
1:26.8	Come give me a little thimble of your blood so I can rub it all over my body and try to attract some ticks. Let's just, I'm so, I have not slept in 20 years. I would love nothing more than a little bit of lime. If someone could just put a tick in my drink, whatever needs to happen, so I can
1:46.3	actually get some REM sleep. I really appreciate it. I'm going to be in Norfolk, Virginia,
1:52.4	and Richmond, Virginia, from where I hail. So all my high school bullies, fake friends,
1:58.5	come on out and come see that even though I am more successful
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