Hi, my name is Whitney Cummings, and I feel stressed out about being caught in a fight.

We are gonna be friends.

Hey there, and welcome to Conan O'Brien, Needs A Friend. I am joined as always by my

trusty assistant, Sonah Moubsessian. Hello. Although your real name is Taline.

Taline. But you decided to go with Sonah? I didn't decide. My parents just started calling me Sonah.

Why would they give you one name and then just start calling you another? It's a long story,

but Sonah is my grandma's name and it's an old lady name, and so my parents were like,

let's name her something hip, and so they named me Taline. Then my grandpa was like, why aren't you

calling her Sonah? That's my late wife's name. When I was a month old, they stopped calling me Taline.

Right. It's awful. Wasn't that long, Matt's story?

I know your middle name. I don't need to ask. Christopher. I'm Conan Christopher O'Brien. Matt

Gourley is also joining us as always. Christopher middle name, Matt. Yeah, James. Oh, Matt James.

I was Matthew James. Matthew James. I thought you might be like a Ulysses or a Gala Ulicious.

You don't mean you have that kind of, like you might have some kind of name like that, but that's a

cool name. You got a good name. Yeah, I guess I just finally passed the test, huh? What are you

talking about? I'm good to you. It's sure we ribbed Josh and Galavant a little. I grew up in a

family with a lot of brothers and we used to just, you know, sort of bump up against each other,

like Cubs playing. When I cuff you, I'm like a giant bear tearing out a small defenseless cup.

I grew up in a family of polite kind people. God. Yeah. So what happened? How did you get out of there?

Civilized. Yeah, that sounds boring. I grew up quite differently. There were too many of you.

What's that? There were too many of you. That's not a nice thing to say about my family.

There's a lot. Six is too many kids. Oh, yeah. So which ones do you think shouldn't exist?

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