Whitney Cummings
Anna Faris Is Unqualified
Anna Faris
4.5 • 11.4K Ratings
🗓️ 16 December 2019
⏱️ 46 minutes
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Summary
In this episode...
- Male vs. female orgasms
- A gluten-free muffin
- Topless baristas
- A female James Bond
- Long distance relationships
- Checking luggage
- Dating comedians
- Murder
- Death by selfie
- Advice to callers Donna and Rebekah
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| 0:00.0 | Ladies and gentlemen, you are listening to On Qualified with your host, Onafarus. |
| 0:16.0 | I'm finding my own interest like an asshole. Whitney Cummings, Hales from Washington, DC. |
| 0:25.5 | Oh no, oh my god, slow it down. |
| 0:27.0 | Oh, fuck. |
| 0:28.0 | Yeah, let's pretend that you're at like a voiceover audition. |
| 0:32.0 | The job is very lucrative. |
| 0:34.0 | Okay. |
| 0:35.0 | And this is like a $3 million contract. |
| 0:37.0 | Okay. |
| 0:38.0 | Valjax. |
| 0:39.0 | Valjax. |
| 0:40.0 | I'm trying to just get in the space of what I would get asked to do a voiceover wise. |
| 0:42.0 | Yeah. |
| 0:43.0 | I love that you went to Valjax. |
| 0:45.0 | Just trying to be realistic. |
| 0:48.0 | I gotta go myself. |
| 0:49.0 | Okay, so Whitney, thanks so much for coming in to read for us. |
| 0:52.0 | My pleasure. |
| 0:53.0 | There's only like two other people that are out for this. |
| 0:55.0 | Oh. |
| 0:56.0 | So just read this before we give you the copy. |
| 0:59.0 | Okay. |
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