Whitney Cummings | Club Random with Bill Maher

Club Random with Bill Maher

Club Random

Film Interviews, Tv & Film, Comedy

4.2 • 3.5K Ratings

🗓️ 18 February 2024

⏱️ 111 minutes

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The hilarious and provocative Whitney Cummings and Bill on the engaging personality of Jeff Bezos, Bill’s favorite Whitney bit, late night hosts who laugh at everything, the ways you can be turned off by a date, why toxic masculinity is necessary, the words we can’t say anymore, the one thing you can’t get cancelled for, that thing female comedians have to worry about that men don’t, how men used to openly assault women in movies, Bill’s admiration for Arnold Schwarzenegger, the undeniable creepiness of Shirley Temple movies, and tons more. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Hayes Catering is a small company run by two brothers selling food at festivals
0:06.8	across the UK but when COVID struck the plug was pulled on live events. To help fill the gap, Barclays provided them with a loan
0:18.0	so they could diversify their business.
0:20.0	And now that live music is back,
0:22.0	so a haze catering. And now that live music is back,
0:25.0	So a Hayes catering. Grow your business.
0:27.0	Bank on Barclays.
0:28.0	Search Barclays business banking.
0:31.0	I can't believe how well you're channeling the male point of view in a way I've not heard a woman
0:37.4	well I think you do something that I really appreciate I'm at the point where I go, you know what, come at me because when this story is relayed, you will look ridiculous.
0:49.0	How are you? Do I stand? Can I do I stay seated?
0:55.0	I think you should definitely stand. Like I'm King Charles.
1:00.0	I'm in a full panic.
1:02.0	Bad reference, he just got cancer.
1:04.0	Oh, is that?
1:06.0	Oh. No, I just was, I wouldn't think of that, but now that I said it,
1:09.0	it just reminded me, you know, he just was diagnosed with cancer.
1:12.0	Oh, sorry, see, I can't be here. I have to leave.
1:15.0	I feel like I'm on the most like high stakes date of my life.
1:19.0	I'm so stressed out. I'm sweating.
1:23.0	Why?
1:24.0	Because.
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