Whitney Cummings Breaks Down Toxic Behavior & Real Friendships

U Up?

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Sexuality, Relationships, Comedy, Society & Culture, Health & Fitness

4.8 • 14.5K Ratings

🗓️ 15 August 2025

⏱️ 68 minutes

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This week, comedian Whitney Cummings joins J & J for a chaotic and hilarious deep dive into everything she’s done once and never again—from Ozempic to dating emotionally unavailable men. She gets into her current relationship, why she’s officially tired of mean girl energy, and her take on what makes a real friend (spoiler: they’ll tell you your outfit is trash). They also get into freezing your eggs and how men vs. women interpret toxic behavior. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	I've rolled out uni because I want to live at home.
0:02.0	I've ruled out uni because I want to earn money.
0:05.0	I've ruled out uni because of my grades.
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0:32.5	Hello and welcome back to the Friday Fields episode of the U.S. podcast. I'm Jordana Abraham.
0:37.0	And I am Jared Fried.
0:38.0	So I'm going to be back here with you, Jordana.
0:39.3	It's especially good to be back here with a one of our first guests on the show ever.
0:44.7	Whitney Cummings.
0:45.4	Thank you for good on the show.
0:47.0	Yeah.
0:47.6	I wasn't there.
0:48.5	That's the only episode he's ever missed.
0:50.5	That's the only one I ever missed.
0:51.8	What was the story there? What better did you have to do than meet me?
0:54.4	I was like, fuck that bitch, and I don't want to go on with her.
0:56.4	Fair?
0:56.6	Fair. I don't agree with her.
0:51.3	That seems like a pretty specific criticism. Yeah, that was it. No, you regretted it so much that you never missed another episode. Not one ever again. Yeah. I said never again. This is never.
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