Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, you're listening to Ratchet and Respectable with

Dimitria El Lucas.

OMG, let me tell you, I had an amazing lineup.

Okay, it was kind of okay.

It wasn't like the greatest lineup ever.

And I decided to scrap it.

This week a lot has happened, but it's not really a lot of stuff that really needs in

depth conversation about like, R Kelly got locked up.

It's about goddamn time.

R Kelly got free.

I don't really understand why a daycare worker would bail out a man accused of sexually

abusing an assaulting children.

Did she not realize that her name was going to come out and people were going to start

boycotting her place of business?

She knows this is about to sink her battleship, right?

This woman has been identified as a friend of R Kelly.

Do I not have the right kind of friends that I need in my life?

I do have friends that are 100K liquid to bail me out.

However, not one of them would bail me out with those kind of charges.

Now if my ass went and got locked up for, I don't know, protesting women's rights.

Somehow things get out of hand and for whatever reason I get locked up with a million dollar

bail.

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