White Slavery, Victorian ISIS and The Big Bunda Tree | Gordon of Khartoum (Part 2)

Fin vs History

Fin Taylor & Horatio Gould

Comedy

4.7 • 990 Ratings

🗓️ 29 January 2026

⏱️ 55 minutes

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Nothing says “I’m not a paedophile” like religion, charity, and a group of young boys. General Gordon (Part Two) The show for people who like history but don't care what actually happened.  For weekly bonus episodes, ad-free listening and early access to series, become a Truther and sign up to the Patreon ⁠https://www.patreon.com/fintaylor Chapters: 00:00: Charitable paedophile 05:50: The great boy lover 10:05: A chinese fez 15:22: World’s fattest woman 18:39: Charlie’s a paedophile 23:51: The bad slaves 26:03: Bunda tree 29:44: The early Dr Grumpikins 33:56: Let’s send Beckham 36:52: Sonic orgasm chair 39:01: Filibustering the nile 44:17: lsis be isising 46:32: One all Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:59.2	Hello, sir.
0:59.8	It's part two of our General Gordon story.
1:03.1	A romp.
1:03.9	Oh, it is a romp.
1:04.9	I'm having a lovely time.
1:06.0	Through colonial equatoria.
1:08.0	Can I just say I'm having a lovely time?
1:09.6	Yeah, it's like a warm bath.
1:10.9	Take me back. I want to go back. This is where I think I, if I was to time traveling, I'd go back to 19th century. I think that's well documented, Finn. I don't know if. No, I just want to make it I very clear. I think you managed to say that maybe three times a week. I love this time. I love it. Born in the wrong era.
2:00.9	General Gordon, if he did podcasts, that's me. You're the General Gordon on the podcast. I'm Chinese Gordon. I should be called Chinese Taylor. Should be called Chinese accent, Taylor. She's quite a different thing. I love that. Oh, yeah, Chinese accent Taylor, yeah. He was a national hero. Yeah, he was. Yeah, got statues of him. Chinese accent Taylor. It's you. The statue. Like the Ronaldo bust, but it's me doing the eyes and the team. That's Chinese accent Taylor. People looking back at it was a different time, was it? I don't know. It doesn't really make sense of the time, to be honest. Jamaican accent, Taylor.
2:01.4	Yeah.
2:02.2	Another bust.
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