WHITE RECLUSE

CALL CHELSEA PERETTI

Chelsea Peretti

Comedy, Society & Culture, Arts

4.7 • 1.5K Ratings

🗓️ 23 May 2015

⏱️ 104 minutes

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Summary

White recluse Chelsea Peretti is joined by boss and acquaintance Mike Schur for a dazzling array of calls: diseases, animal attacks, MSG, and Regis Philbin are all touched on, etc. A new favorite snack is revealed! Brendon Walsh and acquaintance David Cho

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0:00.0	Paul from...
0:02.0	Rants.
0:03.0	Your name is Rants?
0:05.0	Oh my gosh, I'm about to cry.
0:07.0	Hey, hold up, hold up, hold up, like Louis, uh, what's the guy who...
0:11.0	Oh shit. I'm already derailed. Who's the guy? Louis Black? Rance.
0:17.0	Yeah, like Lance with a R.
0:20.0	R. Rance.
0:22.0	Yeah, what's up, Chelsea? How are you? Oh my gosh, this is like a dream come true. You are my favorite
0:30.0	comedian ever. Thank you. What's up in California? Well I'm here with I guess you
0:40.4	could say he's technically my boss.
0:43.2	But also an acquaintance.
0:44.5	Hello sir.
0:45.1	How do you do?
0:49.1	Michael sure is here.
0:51.3	Hello.
0:52.3	Hi Rance, how are you?
0:54.0	Very nice.
0:55.0	I'm wonderful.
0:56.0	I'm just, I am shaking, oh my gosh.
0:58.0	Listen, just to kind of assess your statement that I'm one of your favorite comedians.
1:03.0	Who are your other favorites?
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