White People at The Color Purple

2 Dope Queens

WNYC Studios

Up, Storytelling, Jessica, Brooklyn, Phoebe, Robinson, Comedy Interviews, Williams, Stand, Dope, Race, Queens, Comedy, Society & Culture

4.8 • 13.1K Ratings

🗓️ 13 December 2016

⏱️ 24 minutes

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Summary

Phoebe and Jessica see The Color Purple, and some white ladies get a little too excited about the show. Plus, stand-up from Sasheer Zamata (Saturday Night Live) and a chat with Danielle Brooks (Orange is the New Black). Featured Performers: Sasheer Zamata (@thesheertruth) Danielle Brooks (@thedanieb) --- Support our work. Become a 2 Dope Queens member today at 2dopequeens.org/donate. --- About the podcast: Join the 2 Dope Queens, Phoebe Robinson and Jessica Williams, along with their favorite comedians, for stories about sex, romance, race, hair journeys, living in New York and Billy Joel. Plus a whole bunch of other s**t. New episodes every Tuesday. Produced by WNYC Studios www.wnycstudios.org --- Follow 2 Dope Queens on Twitter: @2DopeQueens Follow 2 Dope Queens on Instagram: @2DopeQueens Like 2 Dope Queens on Facebook: www.facebook.com/2DopeQueens Follow 2 Dope Queens on Tumblr: www.2dopequeens.tumblr.com Get tickets to our next live show on WNYC.org/2dopequeens

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0:00.0	Here's my question.
0:01.2	How could DJ Khaled snapchat the birth of his son
0:04.0	when snapchats are so short?
0:05.8	Hey, Johnny!
0:07.6	Johnny!
0:09.6	Doctor, how are we looking?
0:10.9	We're looking great.
0:11.9	We're going to have the baby.
0:13.3	It's also like, pay attention to your wife.
0:15.9	I got my nerves going.
0:17.5	No, no, not stressing me out.
0:19.0	Her vagina is literally being ripped to shred.
0:23.7	It's going to be too hard.
0:25.3	No, it's not.
0:26.7	I'm going to let you out here only.
0:29.2	Literally, I would get out of the hospital
0:32.4	with my baby, my little baby.
0:34.4	And I would go straight to the fucking court.
0:36.8	God, it's great.
0:37.8	I'd be like, draw up the papers.
0:39.3	You're a fucking idiot.
0:40.8	And I have full custody.
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