White People at The Color Purple
2 Dope Queens
WNYC Studios
4.8 • 13K Ratings
🗓️ 13 December 2016
⏱️ 24 minutes
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Summary
Phoebe and Jessica see The Color Purple, and some white ladies get a little too excited about the show. Plus, stand-up from Sasheer Zamata (Saturday Night Live) and a chat with Danielle Brooks (Orange is the New Black).
Featured Performers:
Sasheer Zamata (@thesheertruth)
Danielle Brooks (@thedanieb)
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Transcript
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| 0:00.0 | Here's my question. |
| 0:01.2 | How could DJ Khaled snapchat the birth of his son |
| 0:04.0 | when snapchats are so short? |
| 0:05.8 | Hey, Johnny! |
| 0:07.6 | Johnny! |
| 0:09.6 | Doctor, how are we looking? |
| 0:10.9 | We're looking great. |
| 0:11.9 | We're going to have the baby. |
| 0:13.3 | It's also like, pay attention to your wife. |
| 0:15.9 | I got my nerves going. |
| 0:17.5 | No, no, not stressing me out. |
| 0:19.0 | Her vagina is literally being ripped to shred. |
| 0:23.7 | It's going to be too hard. |
| 0:25.3 | No, it's not. |
| 0:26.7 | I'm going to let you out here only. |
| 0:29.2 | Literally, I would get out of the hospital |
| 0:32.4 | with my baby, my little baby. |
| 0:34.4 | And I would go straight to the fucking court. |
| 0:36.8 | God, it's great. |
| 0:37.8 | I'd be like, draw up the papers. |
| 0:39.3 | You're a fucking idiot. |
| 0:40.8 | And I have full custody. |
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