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Net Positive with John Crist

John Crist

Stand-up, Comedy, Religion & Spirituality

4.9 • 931 Ratings

🗓️ 27 November 2024

⏱️ 69 minutes

🔗️ Recording | iTunes | RSS

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Summary

Thanksgiving origins, storming the field, recurring dreams, choosing your seat at church, and the wildest news segment of all time… On the net, it’s a positive. ----- JOKES FOR HUMANS TOUR: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/ 12/6 - Toledo, OH 12/7 - Chicago, IL 12/8 - Davenport, IA 1/30 - Fayetteville, NC 1/31 - Greensboro, NC 2/1 - Shippensburg, PA 2/6 - Bowling Green, KY 2/7 - Indianapolis, IN 2/8 - Columbus, OH 2/13 - Rochester, NY 2/14 - Wilkes-Barre, PA 2/15 - Tysons, VA 3/7 - Branson, MO 3/8 - Kansas City, MO 3/9 - St. Louis, MO 3/21 - Lynchburg, VA 3/23 - Cincinnati, OH 3/28 - Grand Junction, CO 3/29 - Salt Lake City, UT 4/11 - Omaha, NE 4/12 - Wichita, KS 4/13 - Tulsa, OK 4/17 - Sacramento, CA 4/18 - Fresno, CA 4/19 - San Diego, CA 4/27 - Pensacola, FL 5/3 - Charlotte, NC 5/4 - Richmond, VA 5/9 - Oklahoma City, OK 5/10 - Shreveport, LA 5/11 - Hattiesburg, MS ----- Catch the full video podcast on YouTube, and follow us on social media (@netpositivepodcast) for clips, bonus content, and updates throughout the week. ----- Email us at [email protected] ----- FOLLOW JOHN ON: Instagram Twitter TikTok Facebook YouTube ----- SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS BLUELAND: Get 30% off your order by going to https://blueland.com/netpositive MIRACLE MADE: Save OVER 40% + 3 free towels with promo code NETPOSITIVE at https://trymiracle.com/NETPOSITIVE GOODR: Pick up a pair at https://goodr.com/NETPOSITIVE and use code NETPOSITIVE for FREE SHIPPING ----- PRODUCED BY: Alex Lagos / Lagos Creative

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0:00.0	You remember growing up your dad would listen to like talk radio in the car?
0:02.6	Yeah.
0:02.8	You hated it.
0:03.4	Haided it.
0:03.9	Isn't it funny to think that we're talk radio in the car?
0:07.6	Like there's kids in the backseat of their 30 something 40 something your old father's car.
0:12.5	They're listening to them.
0:13.0	Who hear us do this and they're like, we're them.
0:15.3	This sucks.
0:16.3	Not the net positive again.
0:33.7	Tour dates, ladies and gentlemen, jokes for humans tour, capping off 2024, the weekend of December 6, 7 and 8, Toledo, Chicago, and Davenport.
0:39.1	Fired up, maybe then we're shutting down the engines until February.
0:43.3	And February, March, April, May, Fayetteville, Greensboro, Shippensburg, Bowling Green, Indie, Columbus, Rochester, Wilkes Bar, Tysons, Branson, KC, St. Louis, Lynchburg, Cincinnati, Grand Junction, Salt Lake, Omaha, Wichita, Tulsa, Sacramento, Fresno, San Diego, Fort Myers, Tampa, Pensacola, Sarasota, Charlotte, Richmond, Oklahoma City, Shreeport, and ending the tour, May 11th, and Hattiesburg, Mississippi, smoking marijuana like a Woodstock hippie.
1:14.1	Sorry, kids.
1:15.5	Welcome into the show, everybody.
1:16.9	What's up, Net Positive?
1:17.7	We're locked and loaded.
1:18.5	Thanksgiving week, baby.
1:19.4	Let's do it.
1:20.0	Locked and loaded.
1:21.2	Also, give it up for you those as smoothest you've ever hit those dates.
1:24.3	Fast, dude.
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