White Man's Paperwork

Jazmyn Gives Bad Advice

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Comedy

5 • 705 Ratings

🗓️ 18 August 2022

⏱️ 13 minutes

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Summary

What would you do if you've been with your man for fifteen years, have three kids together, and he still won't commit to marriage? Jazmyn gives advice on what she'd do to a woman from California who's man has put her in this situation. Follow Jazmyn on Insta: @JazmynJW Follow Jazmyn on TikTok: @JazmynJW Don’t forget to follow the podcast for free wherever you're listening or by using this link: https://bit.ly/JazmynGivesBadAdvice If you like the show, telling a friend about it would be amazing! You can text, email, Tweet, or send this link to a friend: https://bit.ly/JazmynGivesBadAdvice Jazmyn Gives Bad Advice is a Pod People Original Series. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Hi people.
0:02.0	Tironado snares and hip-hye.
0:08.0	Over to second.
0:09.0	Gorman to first base.
0:11.0	What?
0:13.0	Why do you say what like that?
0:15.0	Because, man, I've been trying to get rid of you for years by lying to you, but you're not getting it.
0:20.0	Oh my gosh, Tyrone.
0:21.5	You're so crazy. Anyway, what are we? We got three kids, woman. What you mean? What are we? We a family.
0:28.5	Yeah, but you've been saying we're going to get married and make it official since college. We're
0:32.4	35 now, Tyrone. And we will. We will make it official one day. I mean, damn, not today. Yeah, well, I know not today,
0:40.1	but what about this year? No. Okay. Well, what about next year? Why are you putting all this
0:46.9	pressure on me? It's been 10 years. That's not pressure. You said we need to finish college first.
0:52.9	Then you said we need to secure jobs. Then you said
0:55.6	we need better jobs. Then you said we need a house and we have all that and I have no ring.
1:01.0	Why do you need white man's paperwork? Okay, Dr. Umar. Where are you going? Why are you leaving the
1:07.9	room? I just want us to make it official like you said you would. What more do you want from me?
1:14.6	Tyrone, do you think this is a game? Why are you picking up your car keys? Where are you going?
1:19.6	All my life I had to fight.
1:21.6	Tyrone, come back. Why can't we just have this conversation?
1:24.6	Kuntikinti, call me Kuta Kinti.
1:30.3	Welcome to Jasmine Gives Bad Advice.
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