Yeah, you don't uh, you don't make friends that way and then you're gonna be like, hey man

Let's go to this deli and get a sandwich. I'll be like, yo, I fuck with you. You know the best deli's

And you take me to a fucking corner store and be like, hey dog, let's let's eat here. I'll be joy

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, there it is. There it is ladies and gentlemen. Welcome to another phenomenal episode of my mama told me the podcast where we dive deep deep into the pockets of black and spears

Theories and we finally work to prove that the pee in swaggy pee actually stands for proletariat. That's right. Nick Young has been a Marxist this entire time his whole basketball career was just a political statement and you motherfucker's

Mark paying attention. The man is trying to introduce equality in a different way in America and you guys have been treating him like a fool but not me. I get it

Swaggy proletariat. I'm aware of the work that you're doing. I'm your host Langston Kerman. As always very excited to be here. I'm pumped. I'm feeling good. I took a big ol' dump before I got in. So I'm I'm empty. I'm loose. You know what I mean? You gotta come in loose and buddy. I'm loose. And you know who else is loose? You know who else is? I have to imagine takes big dumps and feels good about him. It's my guest today. My guest today. He's such a, he's such a funny fucking guy. He's so hilarious. You know what I mean? You gotta come in loose and buddy. I'm loose and you know who else is loose. You know who else is? I have to imagine takes big dumps and feels good about him. It's my guest today. My guest today. He's such a, he's such a funny fucking guy. He's so hilarious.

You know him from his work on on Sherman Showcase. You know him from Comedy Central. You know him most importantly from his brand new sketch show called Sneak This on BR Kicks. So funny. So talented. Give it up for my guest Mr. Rob. Hey. Yeah. I did not know that about Swaggy P. Oh yeah. Oh it's it's all it's all in there. It makes sense. He he shot the three and then turned around because he didn't want to lick it. Capitalism. It makes sense. Yeah.

Like you all are making the mistake of celebrating these big grand achievements when we should be sharing it, mixing it amongst the people. You know. For sure. For sure. You seem sold and that's that's why that's why I like you Rob. It's how easily you're swayed by my bullshit. You came to us today. I don't want to, I don't want to fuck around here Rob. Okay. I don't, I don't want to.

Jibber and Jabber here because you get down to us today with a conspiracy theory that that I said this to you already that number one I had never heard of before in my life. This this wasn't on my radar. I wasn't you know I keep my ear to the conspiracy theory streets and this one this this one ain't buzzing. Number one, but then number two also is one that I didn't realize a person could be as passionate about as you've described your mother.

There to be about this one. So this is exciting and I'm going to make sure I get the phrasing exactly as you gave it to me. You said my mama told me white gravy is for white people and brown gravy is for black people.

That's correct. Tell me more. Okay. So I grew up in Atlanta, Georgia. Pretty black city. All black surroundings. High school 99% black except for white Mike in his name wasn't Mike. Okay. Yeah. You know principle was that a play on that Mr Cooper spin off. It was it was a play on the Wayne brothers.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. McPrinnell with a duar egg sleeper than the couch white Mike. That's what we call the one white person in our school. Great. Yeah. So I get to college. I get to the University of Georgia. Uh school that I think at the time was eight percent black. like complete culture shock.

First time really being around white people like like all day every day. And those are those are those big corn fed white people those ain't just uh that's not like a casual introduction into white people that that sort of look and move like you do these are big old country whites.

Yeah. Yeah. No. They're not the whites. I was watching on the O.C. It's definitely totally different. Yeah. Yeah. No. The people across the hall did dip. So yeah. Yeah. I'm seeing seeing that type of thing. And so we are in the the dining halls in University of Georgia award winning. Like like the best food. You know, we have one dining hall that's 24 hours.

Just food at any time just you know pushing those metabolisms to the limit. So we get there and and at breakfast sometimes they have biscuits but then they have white gravy. Yeah.

And there's my first time eating it and it was good. I liked it. Yeah. So then I I feel like we went to Crackle Barrow or something with my mom one time she came in town with the Crackle Barrow. And I had sausage gravy with my biscuit.

And you would have thought you would have thought I had like a Nazi tattoo and you would have thought I had like like something crazy having she just like was so mad and she was like

you know, you're not supposed to be eating white gravy. And I'm like what? I didn't know. I didn't know. It's something and my sister was like, yeah, you know, you're not supposed to be eating white gravy.

You know, like I might as well have brought a white girl home like like that. That's how they were treating me. They were acting like I betrayed my race by bringing white gravy.

Well, there's so much here that I love because because in a beautiful way, you went off to college to better yourself. Do you know what I mean?

You went off to go get the education that I imagine your parents worked very hard to encourage you to get and then provide for you and all the things.

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