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Net Positive with John Crist

John Crist

Stand-up, Religion & Spirituality, Comedy

4.8 • 1.2K Ratings

🗓️ 3 June 2026

⏱️ 82 minutes

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0:00.0	I got a big announcement.
0:03.8	Got a big announcement up top.
0:05.9	And I hate to do this at the beginning of the podcast.
0:08.7	You know, America 250.
0:11.1	Yeah.
0:13.2	I was invited.
0:14.2	Oh, buddy.
0:16.8	Do we clap it up?
0:19.0	Yeah, yeah.
0:20.4	For the invite. Yeah, clap it up for the, yeah. For the invite.
0:21.2	Yeah, clap it up.
0:22.0	Clap it up for the invite. I got it. Nice. It came through my email yesterday. How does that email look? What's the format of that? What's the banner at the top? There's no way there's not a banner at the top. And there's no way it's not American flag. There's no way there's not an eagle on fire. It came in via my publicist at about.
0:43.2	There's other people on the team.
0:46.0	And they're going, okay.
0:47.4	Well, let's talk about this.
0:50.4	We'll chat about this on the 9 a.m. tomorrow, I guess.
0:53.9	Yeah, honor to be invited. I'll say that.
0:55.8	Okay.
0:55.9	Yeah, and I think as a, as a whatever influence or like a young influencer or whatever they
1:01.6	wanted to call me, I also got invited to, I remember to.
1:04.6	You're the young influencers.
1:06.1	No, there's the regime before.
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