I can't keep the freaking dogs out of my room when I'm not here.

They go in my room.

Um...

And then they sleep in there the whole time I'm gone and then my room smells like dirty dog.

Why don't you close the door?

Did that and one of them has figured out how to push the door open.

So then I started putting a chair in front of the door that she can push open for like a week.

She didn't try to get into the room and now all of a sudden she's figured out how to go around the chair and into the room.

So the problem is that the door doesn't really close properly and it can be pushed.

You know what I mean?

They're like raptors. They're learning.

Ugh, I said, no, I mean it's like they keep finagling their way out of stuff.

I mean what's the worst thing that you got a dog that's in your bed when you come home? That's like everyone.

No, I'd treat it's different when there's just one.

They probably need a bath.

That's what it is. They all three smell like outside because they take them down to the barn and stuff with me every day.

They love it.

And so I just like walked in my room just now and it smelled like outside dirty dog times three.

Your boyfriend doesn't live there. You know what does it matter at this point?

They're just lucky. They're cute. That's all I know.

Yeah.

Were you just lighting a colon canary candle?

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